In A Stew

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In A Stew

Mother said,
‘Simmer it, don’t let it bubble’.

The trouble is
the thermostat is knackered.

I stood there, stirring it
over ninety minutes
blending OXOs, cornflour
and mixed herbs in it.

Then the bell rung at the door.
Stew bubbled all over the floor.

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20 Responses to In A Stew

  1. whimsygizmo says:

    Awwwww. I have had this moment. πŸ˜‰
    I love that “OXOs” could be the blending in of two hugs and a kiss.

    So glad you double-bubbled, Shirley! πŸ™‚

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  2. C.C. says:

    Such a clever title….love it πŸ˜›

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  3. Bodhirose says:

    Oh no…cute, Shirley. πŸ™‚

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  4. AH.. Thank you for the reminder of the beauty of having a crock-pot… πŸ™‚ and remember how it bubbly with hot liquid splashing on your hands.

    Water boils at 100 C but milk when you turn your back

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  5. Misky says:

    Adorable. This made me smile.

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  6. Sumana Roy says:

    aww…i’ve had some disaster with milk 😦

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  7. Em says:

    This is really good. Fantastic as-is, or as a metaphor for so many life situations.

    I love the way you worded this:
    “The trouble is
    the thermostat is knackered.”

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  8. Snakypoet (Rosemary Nissen-Wade) says:

    What a tragic tale! ( πŸ™‚ )

    Like

  9. ShirleyB says:

    With my cooking – probably best thing πŸ™‚

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  10. ..and that’s the way the cookie crumbles….or the stew bubbles?
    I do love the word “knackered”.

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  11. OH God!..
    terror of cooking
    bubbles.. overflowing
    heated hell.. boiling
    edges on to stove
    panic fingers
    turn
    the
    dial..
    never cook
    again.. Thank
    God for Wife..;)

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  12. ShirleyB says:

    I take it Frederick said this πŸ™‚

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